The Gutter Jesus.

One of my friends up north has a pretty healthy crew of minions and one day, she gets a frantic text from her oldest minion.  You see, the littlers can’t seem to put the house key back where it goes so the text from the oldest read as follows…

”WHY CANT THEY PUT THE KEY BACK IN THE GUTTER JESUS?!?”

Commas are important and The Gutter Jesus was born.

My instructions were plentiful to make this thing as glorious as it demanded… as the oldest minion was a teenager, the head must firmly attach to its behind. It must be able to hold a house key and he must be dabbing. Also, make him as gutter as possible- think a dabbing Russel Brand but you can stick his head up his keister. He turned out amazing!  And I wish I had taken better pictures of him before I sent him off… 

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